A Rhyme That's Weak
Every Week
February 2007

Rhymes that are weak, every week, since December 2005. Some may make more sense if read out loud. Or they might not.

Get a hat

They're all the rage

Hats are like umbrellas,
But a bit smaller

Place your lunch in one
Put it on your head

And it'll make you look taller.


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The contract

'Today I found a frog',
I wrote on my blog

But it didn't turn out so well.

It had been paid a fee
To find and kill me

And now we're both in hell

Rhymes by CR

Links

http://weakrhymes.blogspot.com/

http://www.asininepoetry.com/hack/107