A Rhyme That's Weak
Every Week
2006

Selections from the A Rhyme That's Weak Every Week blog. Some may make more sense if read out loud. Or they might not.

See: http://weakrhymes.blogspot.com/

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I have lost my digital watch - 8 February 2006

I have lost
My digital watch.
Sometimes
I hear it beeping,
In my room.

I would try searching for it,
But I cannot.

There's weeping,
You see.
And gloom.

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You're fat - 4 February 2006

You're fat.
You've got an irritating laugh
And too much money

I'm fat and mediocre
I'm miserable
Or believing that I'm being funny

Happy Valentine's Day

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Oh Olympics - 17 January 2006

Oh Olympics.
If you were hair,
What sort of hair would you be?

I don't care.

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Masked Malcolm - 30 December 2005

Masked Malcolm
Covered himself in talcum.
When asked why,
He said, with a sigh:
"I'm shy and
"I like being dry."

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See: http://weakrhymes.blogspot.com/

Also; more and similar, at: The Journal Of Asinine Poetry.