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incident took place in Tianjin, a port in China.
The geese didn't look very guilty. They did look
surprised (maybe they had spotted a lion driving
a taxi?).
The
geese were arrested for biting two shoppers. Tianjin
police have confirmed that they have thrown the
book at them. They would not comment on whether
the suspects had bitten it.
As
it was bundled into the back of a police van,
one of the geese, through a translator, said:
"I've
got a grocer and two firemen to bite before lunch
and then I've got to honk".
Larry,
one of the bite victims, commented: "I only
approached the geese to get a refund. The socks
they sold me don't fit. I don't have webbed feet."
Larry
has surrendered a empty cardboard box. Tianjin
trading standards officials are looking into it.
"Honk"
said one of the geese.
P.S.
I bought some binoculars today. Well. I think
they were binoculars. I bought them from this
chap who was standing in a field about half a
mile away. I could hardly see him.
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